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While attending a
marriage seminar on communication...
Tom and his wife Peg listened to the
instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives
know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe
your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm
gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All Purpose, isn't it?"
The rest of the story is not pleasant.
Submitted by
Debbie,
Middletown, Md.
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A couple from Minneapolis
decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out
... ...
during one particularly icy
winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating
their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would
fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the
next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband
checked into the hotel. There he opened his laptop and sent his
wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally
left off one letter in her email address and sent the e-mail to
the wrong address, without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned
from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who
had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack. The
widow checked her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and
friends.
Upon reading the first message, she
fainted and fell to the floor. Hearing the crash, the widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother, and read the e-mail
still on the screen.
To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed
Husband Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have been checked
in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey
is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. It sure is hot down here!
Submitted by John, Fairfax, Va.
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Quick Eye Exam...
Count the number of F's in the following
text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS
OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
How many?
Three?
Wrong, there are six - no joke! The
brain cannot process the word "OF".
Incredible or what?
Anyone who counts all six F's on the
first go is a genius Three is normal.
Submitted by
Bill, Narberth,
Pa.
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This years top cute pet pictures ... take 6 ... "OK dog, make my
day ... pee on my catnap plant one more time ..."
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