Kittens

Jennifer Vanderau
Cumberland Valley Animal Shelter

(11/2019) We’ve got ‘em. A whole lot of them. Cute, cuddly, little balls of fluff who look up at you from blue-turning-green-or-gold eyes and bat at your shoelaces and play with just about anything they can chase across a floor.

We have 200 cats in our care at the moment – that’s in adoption, isolation, foster care, Petco and Petsmart.

There's a statistic that shelter folks know well. It's said that two -- just two cats -- one male and one female -- if left unspayed and unneutered can produce more than 13 million cats in ten short years.

Can you imagine?

It's actually a mathematical equation (my dad and brother would be so proud right now). Let's say that one female cat can have five litters of kittens in a year and five kittens in each of those litters. The numbers could be more or less, but I'm going for an average.

So, that's 25 kittens in one year. Each of those 25 can go out and have 25 of their own, each of those 25 can have 25 of their own and the numbers continue to increase exponentially as the years go on.

You can easily see how we can get overrun and that's why spaying and neutering is so incredibly important.

I'll tell you though, the little blue eyes of a kitten will do me in just about every time and in addition to their faces, kittens are pretty special in a lot of different ways. They certainly have an interesting outlook on life.

Go with me here, ‘cause I think I’m on to something.

Kittens will play with anything. They’re not choosy. A shoelace. A piece of paper. A crinkly wrapper. A bug. A plastic bottlecap. Curtains. Straws. Nothing’s too ordinary for a kitten.

They find joy in everyday objects that would otherwise be overlooked. How many times do you think you fail to notice something that might bring a bit of happiness just because it’s a little unconventional or limiting? Or maybe seems too ordinary or something you pass by everyday?

There’s one lesson we could learn from a kitten.

Kittens don’t care if they fall down. They’re a lot like rubber bands in that respect. They’ll stumble and lurch and trip their way through life and just get immediately back up, following the same path like nothing had happened.

Wouldn’t it be nice to approach our obstacles like that? If you take a tumble, either metaphorically or literally, just dust yourself off (although some kittens I’ve been around don’t even take the time to do that) and keep on going. Don’t let the difficulties in life stand in your way.

Lesson number two from the precocious feline baby.

Along those same lines, kittens don’t care too much if they look like a fool. Have you ever heard the saying, "Dance like nobody’s watching?" Kittens really seem to adhere to that principal.

And there’s something to be said for it. I think a lot of us worry too much about what others think sometimes and that can be very restrictive. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a line here. I knew a girl who would be upset if someone thought she was "uncool" but didn’t care at all if people thought she was obnoxious or overbearing.

That’s not even close to what I’m talking about. In fact, it’s the exact opposite. Kittens don’t care if they look like idiots and bounce around – a lot like their ancestors, Tiggers (‘cause Tiggers are wonderful things) – and there’s got to be something freeing in that.

Kittens will also take on any foe. They don’t seem to have all that much fear. I had a little one wrap herself around my ankle as I was walking across a room the other day and I thought, "I’m like 400 times your size. Are you crazy?"

Crazy or fearless. Sometimes they’re synonymous, sometimes not so much.

How would your life be different if you weren’t afraid? If no hurdle seemed too big and no worry couldn’t be fought and tackled?

Can you imagine the trust inherent in one so small allowing one so big to pick him up off the ground?

Let me paint you a picture. Imagine yourself in a room or a space. You can see out of this space, but you can’t get out. You’ve got food and water and a bathroom, as well as some bedding, but that’s it. You may have a friend in there with you, too.

Now imagine that from time to time something with arms and legs and eyes and a nose and a mouth that is about 20 to 30 times bigger than you picks you up, talks nicely to you, gives you some affection, maybe gives you medication.

I tried to come up with what animal would be 20 to 30 times our size, but I think it’s tough to comprehend the sheer magnitude of it. For instance, great white sharks can be 16 to 18 feet long and 2,000 to 4,500 pounds. That’s kind of getting there. So think of a great white shark doing all that, to give you perspective.

Or for fans of Watchmen (great movie if you haven’t seen it, by the way) it would be like Dr. Manhattan taking care of you after he grew huge during Vietnam. Or for the Transformer fans, it would be like being picked up by Optimus Prime.

I don’t know about you all, but I would be seriously hard pressed not to completely lose it -- and yet kittens allow us to pick them up every day. Amazing.

One of my favorite aspects of kittens is their ability to fall asleep anywhere, any time. Many a day at the shelter, I’ll pass by a kitten cage and see a bunch of them wrestling and playing and romping it up and when I walk back through within a few minutes, they’re all curled up together snoozing.

Some days I feel like I could go from active to napping just as fast. Wouldn’t that be nice?

And the purring. Man, is there anything better than a kitten purr? That special sound of feline contentment coming from one so small? And usually as a result of a pet or a snuggle with you? I adore that.

I sometimes think kittens may be more wise than we give them credit for. They approach life with that child-like fascination of the young and there’s a lot we, as adults, could learn from that kind of attitude.

So the next time you’re feeling blue and maybe a little down, stop for a second and think about the baby felines. Find joy in a mundane object. Dust yourself off from the doldrums or troubles in your life and don’t be afraid that someone may think you’re a fool. Nap and play and take on your enemies, no matter how intimidating they may seem.

Kittens, man. I'm telling you, they know how to live and they truly can teach us so much.

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Jennifer Vanderau is the Director of Communications for the Cumberland Valley Animal Shelter in Chambersburg, Pa., and can be reached at cvasoc@innernet.net. The shelter accepts both monetary and pet supply donations. For more information, call the shelter at (717) 263-5791 or visit the website www.cvas-pets.org.